we don’t just generate leads. we book the appointment

medical growth systems

Ads → Lead → qualification → Appointment Booked

do u want a full a$$ schedule??

do u want a full a$$ schedule??

It’s a complete growth system built for clinics that depend on procedures, consultations, and booked appointments.

same old story

u hire a marketer to get you more business.

then why do they stop at lead generation?

u lose time, money & confidence

this is where clinics lose the patient.

a form gets filled out, someone in the office plans to call later, the patient forgets, the lead goes cold.

medical growth system

we specialize in installing a patient acquisition system inside your clinic so that every qualified lead is contacted quickly and scheduled directly into your calendar.

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no one does medical like ur friends

* no one does medical like ur friends

from clicks to committed patients. while most agencies run ads, we build patient acquisition systems.

we’ve helped more medical clinics than any other tampa agency go from inconsistent consults and flaky leads to predictable daily bookings, recurring monthly plans, and stable revenue.

we didn’t just “do marketing.” we rebuilt the entire growth engine.

*website that convert

*offer creation

*real patient bookings

*consistent lead to patient chair above 70%

Paid patient acquisition

*average CPL across clinics: $15 per lead

*55% “ass in chair” rate

*75% of new patients return

what we remember from math class

$15 cost per lead X 55% booked show rate = $28 ass in chair

200 leads generated → 110 patients show up X $400 avg procedure (replace with ur avg)

= $44,000 additional revenue per month

generated from just $3,000 ad spend

this is how we do

paid patient acquisition

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we built a predictable consult-generation engine across medical & dental clinics using tightly controlled geographic targeting, structured offers, and clinical authority messaging. our campaigns consistently average a $15 cost per lead, driven by high-intent local traffic rather than broad interest audiences. creative is built around enrollment positioning, provider oversight, and real procedure results — not gimmicky transformation hooks.

every campaign is engineered to attract patients actively considering ur specialty, not casual browsers. the result is steady daily inquiry volume that the clinic can rely on, rather than sporadic spikes that disappear the following month.


Booking & Conversion

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we call this “asses in chairs”

lead generation is only half the equation. the real leverage happens in follow-up speed and booking structure. we implemented immediate lead routing, structured intake scripts, objection-handling frameworks, and integrated scheduling systems to ensure that inquiries convert into confirmed consults. across clinics, our booking teams produced a 55% “ass in chair” rate — meaning nearly half of all generated leads physically show up for their consultation.

at a $15 cpl, that brings the effective cost per acquired patient to $28. for medical weight loss, that acquisition cost leaves significant margin room for sustainable scaling. patients booked are not an admin function, we see it as a revenue function.


Retention & Recurring Revenue Structure

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acquiring a patient once doesn’t help ur growth strategy. specialized procedures become scalable when consults convert into recurring programs. we design automated rebooking prompts, milestone-based messaging, and education-driven follow-up sequences to increase long-term enrollment. as a result, around 75% of new consult patients enroll into recurring monthly plans. when acquisition cost sits at $27 and retention produces four-five figure ltv, the business model becomes stable, predictable, and margin-healthy.


Websites & Landing Pages

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most medical websites are visually polished but strategically unfocused. we rebuild positioning around medical authority, procedure clarity, and consult conversion. the new site structure clearly explains the specialties, outlines patient pathways, and eliminates ambiguity around enrollment. dedicated landing pages were built specifically for paid traffic, with conversion tracking integrated from first click to consult attendance and plan enrollment. instead of sending paid traffic to generic homepages, we built high-intent entry points designed to move patients directly toward booking. every step is measured, and every conversion stage is optimized.

bonus + add ons

Every Door Direct Mail (EDDM)

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Photo, video & Brand Direction

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email + sms nurturing

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we hit tight zip codes with enrollment offers in the mail.

trackable qr codes and direct consult funnel. local saturation tuns into incremental bookings. plus, we do it faster & cheaper than postcardmania 😂

welcome to award winning video & creative direction.

videos that look like they’ll show at cannes, photos of real skin that make u wonder why ur feeling hot.

when it comes to winning awards - they say u never forget ur 31st, but all we can think about is u being our 32nd.

own “medical specialty near me” results on google

high-intent pages. optimized google presence. reviews that compound. organic consults rise. blended costs fall.

turn hesitation into regained revenue.

sms and email flows increase show rates and plan enrollment. more revenue from the same leads.

Local SEO Strategies

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CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS

CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS

tired of the marketing agency bs? choose a specialized medical advertising consultant that gives u a full-on marketing dream team without the full-time strings. we bring the expertise, hustle, and independence to take ur brand to the next level.

truth is our currency

no bs, just real talk. we keep it 100% honest. no dollar wasted, with unprecedented roi for our friends. ur success is our bottom line.

We’ve deployed over $34M in health & wellness ad spend.

raised in chatrooms hardened in boardrooms

born digital, driven by data. every move we make is backed by insights and analytics, making sure ur strategies always deliver.

marketing led revenue ops

think marketing is just a cost? think again. we turn marketing into ur biggest revenue driver. we build powerhouse strategies that don’t just boost ur brand — they bring in serious cash.

seriously scalable marketing

dreaming of killer in-house marketing but don’t know where to start? we break down the barriers. steep budgets, scarce talent, u name it. we come in and treat ur business like its our own.